i've never been so so motivated to lose weight and them fats. which juz proves one ting.

dat i've never felt fatter in my life.

if you're tinking dat i'm juz blowing everyting out of proportions, trust me - i AM blown out of proportions! heh.

so do me a favour. enlighten me wif all the dieting and exercise regimes and tips dat culd do me gud.

and you baby, all i nid is ur company. wif my gyming sessions.

wuld you pls darl?

i've alrdy been keeping my food intake as low as i probably culd, so the exercise is all i nid now, no?